The Joys of Being Single
A hilariously honest love letter to flying solo.
Oh, the single life! It’s often portrayed as a tragic state of existence in movies, where the protagonist sits in their apartment eating ice cream straight from the tub, wearing a blanket cape, and wistfully staring at couples frolicking in parks. But let me tell you something: being single is secretly the greatest gift you didn’t know you needed. Sure, relationships are lovely, with their shared laughs, heartfelt moments, and splitting the cost of Netflix. But singlehood is like a giant permission slip to live life exactly how you want, with no compromises. So, grab your blanket cape and a spoon (because we’re still eating that ice cream, but it’s for celebratory reasons now), and let’s dive into the joyous, ridiculous, and utterly fabulous perks of being single.
1. Your Schedule Is All Yours
When you’re single, your calendar is as free as a bird in a Disney movie. Want to spend the entire weekend binge-watching The Great British Bake Off? Go for it. Feel like taking a spontaneous road trip to see the world’s largest ball of twine? Who’s stopping you?
The Single Perk:
- No awkward “whose family are we spending Thanksgiving with” negotiations. You can spend it with friends, volunteering, or alone eating mashed potatoes in your pajamas (the dream).
Pro Tip:
The next time you hear someone complain about having to attend their partner’s coworker’s dog’s birthday party, just smile and schedule your own spa day.
2. Food Freedom
No debates about what to eat! As a single person, you can have sushi for breakfast, pancakes for dinner, and snack on pickles at 2 a.m. without anyone raising an eyebrow. There’s no one to judge your choices or say, “Are you really having nachos again?”
The Single Perk:
- All the guacamole is yours. No sharing.
- You can experiment with weird food combinations in the privacy of your kitchen (peanut butter on pizza might be genius).
Pro Tip:
Start a personal food blog chronicling your glorious single meals. Call it “No Compromises Cuisine.”
3. Your Home, Your Rules
Being single means you are the undisputed monarch of your domain. Want to decorate your bedroom with neon flamingos and fairy lights? Do it. Feel like leaving clean laundry in a pile because “you’ll fold it eventually”? There’s no one to judge you!
The Single Perk:
- You can have six throw pillows on your bed and no one will complain.
- You never have to share the covers, the couch, or the bathroom sink.
Pro Tip:
Embrace your quirks. Maybe you want a gallery wall dedicated to Nicolas Cage memes or a pantry full of exclusively cereal. It’s your space—own it.
4. Financial Independence
When you’re single, every penny you earn is yours to spend (or save). You don’t have to consult anyone about big purchases, endure arguments about budgeting, or justify why you needed that overpriced artisanal candle shaped like a corgi.
The Single Perk:
- Splurge guilt-free on things that make you happy.
- No financial surprises like discovering your partner spent $300 on collectible spoons.
Pro Tip:
Use your financial freedom to treat yourself to experiences—travel, concerts, or that pottery class where you can make lopsided bowls to your heart’s content.
5. The Joy of Sleeping Like a Starfish
Sharing a bed is overrated. Sure, cuddling is nice, but have you ever experienced the sheer bliss of sprawling across the entire mattress like a majestic starfish?
The Single Perk:
- No blanket thieves or midnight elbow jabs.
- You can sleep in your weirdest position, like the sideways Tetris piece, without judgment.
Pro Tip:
Invest in luxurious bedding. Single people deserve the finest thread counts—because you’ll actually get to enjoy them.
6. Endless Opportunities for Self-Discovery
Singlehood is the ultimate time for personal growth. You can spend hours exploring hobbies, taking online classes, or mastering the art of French pastry-making. Want to take up interpretive dance or start a podcast about your love of potato chips? Go for it.
The Single Perk:
- No one rolling their eyes at your 11th attempt to learn the ukulele.
- You can reinvent yourself anytime—no explanations required.
Pro Tip:
Try a “yes” month where you say yes to every opportunity that excites you. It might lead to unexpected adventures—or at least a hilarious story about your failed attempt at goat yoga.
Let me tell you something: being single is secretly the greatest gift you didn’t know you needed. Sure, relationships are lovely, with their shared laughs, heartfelt moments, and splitting the cost of Netflix. But singledom is like a giant permission slip to live life exactly how you want, with no compromises.
7. The Sheer Luxury of Saying No
One of the best parts of being single? The word “no” becomes your new best friend. You don’t have to attend events out of obligation, fake interest in sports you don’t care about, or pretend to like your partner’s annoying friend who insists pineapple belongs on pizza.
The Single Perk:
- You get to choose who you spend your time with.
- Saying no frees up time for things you genuinely enjoy, like napping or reorganizing your closet by color.
Pro Tip:
Saying no isn’t selfish; it’s self-care. Wear your “No” like a badge of honor.
8. The Romance of Everyday Life
Who says romance is just for couples? Being single is an opportunity to fall in love with your own life. Light candles for yourself, buy flowers for your desk, and play cheesy love songs while cooking dinner. You are the protagonist of your story—treat yourself like it.
The Single Perk:
- No awkward anniversaries to remember. Every day can be your personal celebration.
- You don’t need anyone else to validate your worth.
Pro Tip:
Write love letters to your future self. Hide them in random places for a surprise reminder that you’re awesome.
9. Travel Freedom
Traveling as a single person is like a choose-your-own-adventure book. You get to pick the destination, itinerary, and whether or not you’ll spend an entire day eating gelato in Italy (you should).
The Single Perk:
- No debates over where to go or what to do.
- You can be as spontaneous as you want, booking a last-minute trip because why not?
Pro Tip:
Solo travel is empowering. Start small if you’re nervous—maybe a weekend getaway to a nearby city—and work your way up to international solo adventures.
10. Strengthening Friendships
When you’re single, you have more time and energy to invest in your friendships. You can plan girls’ nights, game nights, or random adventures with your crew without having to check in with a partner.
The Single Perk:
- Your friends are your soulmates, and you get to show up for them fully.
- You can prioritize friendships over obligatory couple hangouts.
Pro Tip:
Throw a “Single and Thriving” party where everyone celebrates their independence. Bonus points for themed cocktails and karaoke.
11. Dating Yourself
Being single isn’t a waiting room for a relationship. It’s a time to date yourself and discover what makes you happy. Take yourself out to dinner, treat yourself to a movie, and buy yourself nice things because you’re worth it.
The Single Perk:
- No need to impress anyone but yourself.
- You get to define what romance looks like for you.
Pro Tip:
Plan elaborate “me dates.” Think picnics, art galleries, or a day spent exploring a new neighborhood.
12. Growth Without Compromises
Being single is the perfect time to work on yourself—on your own terms. You can go to therapy, set ambitious goals, and create a life that feels authentically yours.
The Single Perk:
- You don’t have to fit anyone else’s vision of who you should be.
- Growth happens faster when you’re focused on yourself.
Pro Tip:
Keep a journal of your progress. It’s incredibly satisfying to look back and see how far you’ve come.
13. Rediscovering Your Weird
Everyone has their quirks—like singing show tunes in the shower or practicing bird calls in the backyard. When you’re single, you can fully embrace your weirdness without fear of judgment.
The Single Perk:
- You can be 100% yourself, all the time.
- Your quirks are what make you unique and awesome.
Pro Tip:
Lean into your weirdness. Start a quirky hobby, like making miniature dioramas or collecting novelty socks.
14. Learning What You Really Want
Being single gives you the clarity to figure out what you want in life and love. You’re not distracted by someone else’s needs or expectations, so you can focus entirely on your own.
The Single Perk:
- When you do decide to date again, you’ll know exactly what you’re looking for.
- You’re more likely to attract the right partner when you’re confident in yourself.
Pro Tip:
Make a “non-negotiables” list for future relationships. Stick to it.
Final Thoughts: Single and Thriving
Being single isn’t a punishment; it’s a privilege. It’s the time to explore, grow, and create a life you genuinely love—on your own terms. So, embrace the joy, the freedom, and the ridiculousness of singlehood. Dance like no one’s watching (because no one is), eat the whole pizza, and remember: you’re not just surviving single life—you’re thriving in it.
Cheers to being single and fabulous! 
So until next time as always, remember to be kind to yourself and those around you!
